date a girl who has an emergency induction port, whose face is from shutterstock or some shit. date a girl who’s blue, who’s been alive for centuries, who has trouble keeping it secret that she’s the shadow broker. date a girl who was genetically modified by her father in test tubes to be perfect. date a girl who needs you to kill her daughter. date a girl who likes tennyson and giant firearms. date a girl with a vibrating toothbrush. date a test subject with anger management problems. date an alien who loves calibrations, who might be allergic to your saliva. date a green assassin with a boob window. date a canadian because, like, you know, yeah, you know? date a pilot with a dead husband. date jacob taylor even though that will probably not go very well for you. date all of them. make multiple playthroughs so you can date all of them. never leave the house. lose control of your life. shoot the star child. date mass effect.
i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”
Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?
since dany has no handmaids anymore since the show killed them all of does this mean that jorah and kovarro braid her hair everyday
if I die young, bury me in fanfic, lay me down on a bed of garrus body pillows
A: Yo, how’d you do on that test?
B: I chopped its fucking dick off.
Just a thought.
I like three things in this world, you guys, and this image is all of them
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
#how to summon satan
Oh my god.
I feel the need to vomit
this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had
I’m bringing this back.
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk.
And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a women, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.”
When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general.
THAT FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE SAYS IT!!!
He looks like a proud father.
The Cumberbitches? They sound like a nice middle class couple.
“Hello, I am Greg Cumberbitch, and this is my wife, Catherine Cumberbitch.”
OH. MY. GOD.
The Cumberbitches make the Cumberlord proud.
He looks an equal mix of proud and weary. Like how I imagine parents of really successful sex therapists look.
He looks proud and slightly in pain
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