since dany has no handmaids anymore since the show killed them all of does this mean that jorah and kovarro braid her hair everyday
if I die young, bury me in fanfic, lay me down on a bed of garrus body pillows
A: Yo, how’d you do on that test?
B: I chopped its fucking dick off.
Just a thought.
I like three things in this world, you guys, and this image is all of them
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
#how to summon satan
Oh my god.
I feel the need to vomit
this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had
I’m bringing this back.
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk.
And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a women, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.”
When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general.
THAT FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE SAYS IT!!!
He looks like a proud father.
The Cumberbitches? They sound like a nice middle class couple.
“Hello, I am Greg Cumberbitch, and this is my wife, Catherine Cumberbitch.”
OH. MY. GOD.
The Cumberbitches make the Cumberlord proud.
He looks an equal mix of proud and weary. Like how I imagine parents of really successful sex therapists look.
He looks proud and slightly in pain
^ These comments have made me almost choke to death. I hope you’re happy Tumblr.
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him.
The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are afraid, because for the first time in your life you have found yourself a victim of unwanted sexual advances by someone who has the physical ability to use force against you.” The boy nodded and shuddered visibly.
“But,” I continued. “As a woman, you learn to live with that from the time you are fourteen, and it never stops. We live with that fear every day of our lives. Every man walking through the parking garage the same time you are is either just a harmless stranger or a potential rapist. Every time.”
The girls in the room nodded, agreeing. The boys seemed genuinely shocked.
“So think about that the next time you hit on a girl. Maybe, like you in the taxi, she doesn’t actually want you to.”
→ a Dish reader
Mass Effect 3 Male Pinups Speedpaint
Because I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. /weeps/ I’m sorry.
Based on this post.
GARRUS, GARRUS YOU ARE SO PERFECT OKAY.
Hahaha, Kaidan’s butt is facing the wrong way.. :[